Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Today I bit into an apple and it had a brown spot on the inside. I thought about discarding it, but I didn't because it was a Red Delicious apple and those are probably the best kind of apple. I ate around the spot and accidentally swallowed one of those tiny black seeds. It scraped the inside of my throat a bit. I couldn't finish the apple after that. I was pretty angry.

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